Lorax Of Sex
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    Since you asked…

    I get a lot of rather specific search strings that lead folks to my site. Sometimes they’re even in the form of a question. So

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    Review: NobEssence Romp

    AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things

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    Review: OxBalls Gym-Boy

    A note from Lorax: Sometimes, when you’re in this line of work, you end up with sex utensils intended for anatomy that you don’t have.

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    Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise

    I’m gonna call it. I know it’s only April, and a lot can happen but I think the BS Atelier Alex Noise is one of

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    Sex Utensil Materials: Silicone (aka the Epic Silicone Post)

    Silicone is one of the best materials for sex utensils, especially for so-called “soft toys”, but there can be some (understandable) confusion. Misconceptions and out-dated

Nobessence Romp
Posted On July 27, 2014 | 4 Comments

AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things in my ass for fun and for science, and so [...]

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Review: Revel Body Sonic

February 23, 2014 | 5 Comments
Pipedream "Silk" Rope
Posted On December 27, 2012 | 14 Comments

Oh Pipedream… we need to talk about your usage of “silk”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Silk is a natural protein fibre, some forms [...]

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Wait, WHAT? Cliterrific

November 5, 2012 | 8 Comments
Lovely line of dildos
Posted On March 15, 2014 | 10 Comments

Silicone is one of the best materials for sex utensils, especially for so-called “soft toys”, but there can be some (understandable) confusion. Misconceptions and out-dated information gets tossed about on the internet, companies have vague [...]

Daddy
Posted On November 2, 2012 | 3 Comments

When I originally started drafting this post, it was over a year ago. Since then, the “someone relatively new” has become a cherished and beloved part of my life. My thoughts and feelings haven’t much [...]

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Posted On August 8, 2014 | 1 Comment

I get a lot of rather specific search strings that lead folks to my site. Sometimes they’re even in the form of a question. So I’ve decided to go through and periodically answer some of [...]

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What If I Safeword?

April 13, 2011 | 3 Comments
Meds
Posted On January 29, 2014 | 8 Comments

Sometimes I don’t write for a while. For a long while. Sometimes I have to take a break from what I do, unannounced, and without warning. This isn’t because of some horrible calamity in my [...]