Remember a while back (ok, it’s been a long time, I know. Bad blogger, no spankings!), I mentioned that there were some guest reviews in the works? Well today I bring you the first of them, by none other than my dear Little Brother and his Papa<\/a>. I’m very excited to welcome them to the blog, and look forward to their thoughts on toys. I’ll be the first to say that what I like and what Little Brother likes in toys are VERY different things, and when you add the third influence of LB’s Papa into the mix? Things start to get interesting.<\/p>\n

I was recently sent a rather lovely box of cocks by Jenna<\/a> at Tantus<\/a>, and after we were done giggling over the packets of Dildo Tree seeds (I really need to plant these, but I don’t want to open the packet!) I sent the boys off with a couple of the toys to get their opinions on. It was no coincidence that I sent them off with the largest of the cocks from the box. I am many things, but a connoisseur of fat cocks is not one of them (yet). So, with that, I bring you our very first guest review! (My own review will follow shortly.) ~ Lorax<\/p>\n

Okay, I am officially smitten with this 7-inch cock! But let me back\u00a0up a bit. When we were first given the Cush<\/a> for review, I expected it to be lackluster at best to strap-on and take it for a ride. I\u2019ve seen a\u00a0plethora of “real-feeling” dicks in my day. The size and girth were\u00a0nothing new, and lord knows the options of pink, blue, and purple were more than a bit stale. Then, I strapped into the Cush for\u00a0the first time. Now this is the moment my love story begins. I fucked\u00a0the boy for a good solid two-hours that first night, I frankly didn’t\u00a0want to stop playing with it. Fitting, for something I expected so little of. The base of the Cush sits so\u00a0firmly, yet is never noticeable. Since that first run, I have used the\u00a0Cush<\/a> in every dildo<\/a> predicament and it has performed flawlessly. I have\u00a0used it in my hand, with a strap on, and even just in a pair of boxers.\u00a0I have fucked in almost every position and in every hole, all outcomes\u00a0stellar.\u00a0This is the first cock that just felt natural, I never even\u00a0think of it as anything other then my<\/em> cock.<\/em>\u00a0I even stayed asleep in the\u00a0boys ass one night, and slept soundly. My only adjustments would be just one more\u00a0inch on the length, as strapping-on you lose an inch, and for the love of\u00a0dicks stop making my color choices reminiscent of easter eggs!<\/p>\n

– Papa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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