As is often the case during this time of year, when the weather cannot make up it’s mind what to do, I’ve been sick. This means that you lovely folk will have to sit tight a bit until I’m feeling back up to snuff and ready to get back to the task at hand: namely, reviews and some sexy goodness. Here’s a little teaser of what’s to come…<\/p>\n

\nYes, dear readers, that is my newest acquisition the Njoy Pure Wand. Oh yes, you’ve read others ooh<\/a> and ahh<\/a> over it, and now I’ve got one. We’ll see how this goes! I’ll admit, I feel like I have to pee already just thinking about this thing poking at my G-Spot, but I’m determined to find a stimulation method I enjoy. Also coming soon is a special butt-toy guest review! This may become more of a regular occurrence, that is yet to be seen, but trust me you won’t wanna miss this one!<\/p>\n

For now it’s back to swigging cold medicine straight outta the bottle, and snuggling up under a leather-pride afghan with my kitty to watch Doctor Who. Here’s to feeling better soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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