“The time has come,” Lorax\u00a0said,\u00a0“To talk of many things:\u00a0Of dildos,\u00a0vibes,\u00a0and anal\u00a0lube, of butt-plugs\u00a0and cock-rings”<\/em><\/p>\n

The time has indeed come- the time when the world goes bonkers for eggnog and cinnamon, adorable bouncing snowmens<\/a>, and mobs of people scrambling for this year’s big thing. It is also the time to cozy up with your laptop and cat and treat yourself to the best sex utensil deals of the year. Here’s a handy list of what’s goin’ on, and some suggestions of my favourites.<\/p>\n

Y’all know the drill- make sure you have cookies enabled on your browser, clear your existing cookie history, then go forth and shop using the handy links below! My cat thanks you in advance for keeping her livin’ lush with smooshy food every day.<\/p>\n

Updated as new goodies come up throughout the week, so keep checking back!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jump: [SHEVIBE<\/a>]-[CRYSTAL DELIGHTS<\/a>]-[BABELAND<\/a>]-[STOCKROOM<\/a>]-[GOODVIBES<\/a>]-[EARLY TO BED<\/a>]-[TANTUS<\/a>]-[LELO<\/a>]-[FUN FACTORY<\/a>]-[FLESHLIGHT<\/a>]-[ANEROS<\/a>]-[CRASH PAD<\/a>]-[SCKOON CUP<\/a>]-[LUNETTE CUP<\/a>]-[AMAZON<\/a>]-[HONOURABLE MENTIONS<\/a>]<\/p>\n

Highlights:<\/p>\n

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• Njoy Eleven<\/strong> for $225 at GoodVibes<\/a><\/li>\n
• Njoy Pure Wand<\/strong> for\u00a0$81 at GoodVibes<\/a>,\u00a0$83.95 at FleshLight<\/a><\/li>\n
• NobEssence Romp<\/strong> for $90.95 at SheVibe<\/a> (code STUFFING15<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
• Stronic Thrusters<\/strong>\u00a0for $150 at Babeland<\/a>, GoodVibes<\/a>,\u00a0FunFactory<\/a>, or Stockroom<\/a><\/li>\n
• Sckoon Cup<\/strong> for $31 at Sckoon<\/a>\u00a0(code SCKOON578<\/strong>)<\/li>\n
• Lunette Cup<\/strong> for $29.99 at Lunette<\/a><\/li>\n
• WeVibe Touch<\/strong> for $79.20 at Babeland<\/a><\/li>\n
• Liberator Throes<\/strong> from $80-$144 at SheVibe<\/a>\u00a0(code STUFFING10<\/strong> on\u00a0fluffy\/decor, STUFFING15<\/strong> for standard, STUFFING20<\/strong> for king)<\/li>\n
• New York Toy Collective packers<\/strong> from $38.24-46.75 at Early To Bed<\/a> (code SECRET<\/strong>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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  SheVibe <\/a>is always my first suggestion for anyone. They’re amazing folks and their prices are fantastic. This sale is also pretty fuckin’ fantastic too! Check it out:<\/p>\n

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  • 10% off orders over $75 with code STUFFING10<\/strong><\/li>\n
  • 15% off orders over $100 with code STUFFING15<\/strong><\/li>\n
  • 20% off orders over $125 (AND\u00a0a free gift!) with code STUFFING20<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    And those ALL include free shipping for destinations in the USA. That means you can get:<\/p>\n

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    • An Njoy Eleven\u00a0for 20% off<\/a>, free shipping, and an extra gift. [Read my review of the Eleven<\/a>]<\/li>\n
    • Any of the Vixen Gemstones for 10-15% off<\/a>. [Read my review of Vixen’s Gemstones<\/a>]<\/li>\n
    • The NobEssence Romp for 15% off<\/a>. [Read my review of the Romp<\/a>]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      Crystal Delights<\/a> has\u00a0code SANTA<\/strong>\u00a0for 10% off + free gift, or use SHIPFREE<\/strong> for free shipping within the United States.\u00a0I highly recommend:<\/p>\n

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      • Their glass plugs. These are the original “princess” plugs and are my favourite plugs in all the world. [Read my review<\/a>]<\/li>\n
      • Their new glass dilators<\/a>. If dilating is a thing in your life, you couldn’t pick a better gift to give yourself. [Read my review<\/a>]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        Stay tuned for more sales later this weekend!<\/p>\n

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        Babeland<\/a>, the first sex-shop I ever visited, has all their WeVibe goodies 20% off<\/a> through November 30th. Get yourself a Tango<\/a>, the best little bullet on the planet. Ditch the little watch batteries for good. If you like a little more subtlety or a broader spread, get yourself a Touch<\/a>. I’ve heard great things about the Pleasure Mates collection<\/a>, a g-spotter and butt (or vulva) plug set combined with a special edition white Tango.<\/p>\n

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        Babeland also has all FunFactory products 25% off<\/a> through December 2nd. Re-enact my first ever vibrator purchase with the simple yet satisfying Laya Spot<\/a>.\u00a0[my review<\/a>] Or do yourself one better and grab a Stronic Eins<\/a>\u00a0(or Zwei<\/a>, or Drei<\/a>). I’m intrigued by the new Bouncer<\/a>\u00a0dildo, and I wish so much that I had a penis so that I could use the Cobra Libre<\/a>. All really solid choices.<\/p>\n

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        Stockroom<\/a>\u00a0have a whole mess of goodies on sale, from electrosex gear<\/a> to sex utensils<\/a>\u00a0and all manner of BDSM\u00a0gear<\/a>! Get your kink on! Or you can make me cry by getting a Teddy Love<\/a> (please no).<\/p>\n

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        • The Neon Wand<\/a>, a solid-state version of the classic violet wand, for under $100! $97.50 to be exact. Get it. (I like the sexy black & red version<\/a>)<\/li>\n
        • If you already have a Neon Wand, the 8-piece accessory set is over 50% off!<\/a><\/li>\n
        • These leather gauntlets<\/a> look amazing as does this striking posture collar<\/a>. Only $60 and $30 respectively. WAT?!<\/li>\n
        • One of the nicest chastity devices I’ve ever worked with, the Bon4 Plus is 35% off<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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          All FunFactory products are 25% off! It’s the year of FunFactory it seems which means nearly no matter where you shop you can get some great sales on Stronics, Shares, and some of the most classic dildos and buttplugs around.<\/p>\n

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          GoodVibes<\/a>\u00a0has 25% off storewide<\/strong> (20% off on WeVibe & SpareParts) through November 29th.<\/p>\n

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          • The brand new Tomboii boxer-brief harness<\/a> is now $95.96<\/li>\n
          • Magic Wand Rechargeable<\/a> is now $93.71<\/li>\n
          • Njoy Eleven<\/a> is now $225<\/li>\n
          • Njoy Pure Wand<\/a> is now $81<\/li>\n
          • HotDam latex-free oral dams<\/a> for $1.39<\/li>\n
          • FC2 internal condoms<\/a>, 3 for $6<\/li>\n
          • Skyn<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0Durex\u00a0Avanti<\/a>\u00a0non-latex condoms\u00a0for $1.05<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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            The folks of Early To Bed<\/a> are some of the most easy to work with and the most human of sex utensil shops. Get 15% off with code SECRET <\/strong>but act fast, this deal is good\u00a0Thursday and Friday only!<\/s><\/p>\n

            They have some of the best selections of transmasculine gear and literature<\/a>.\u00a0They have a fantastic article on sex utensils for trans women<\/a> and transfeminine\u00a0folk too.<\/p>\n

            ETB is also my go-to for non-latex safer sex gear, in particular Hot Dam oral dams<\/a> and FC2 internal condoms<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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            Tantus<\/a> has a whole mess of goodness going on right now:<\/p>\n

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            All regular Tantus silicone is BOGO<\/strong> through November 29th. Cockrings, buttplugs, dildos, paddles, ball gags, Tantus has it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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            Grab-Bag goodies<\/a> are buy 2, get 1 free. This is probably the best way to get Tantus on a budget, or if you just wanna have a one-of-a-kind mystery colour!<\/p>\n

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            All cockrings and prostate goodies are 20% off<\/a> with code PROSTATE\u00a0<\/strong>through the end of the month. Get a quality cockring<\/a> for less than $10!<\/p>\n

            Plus MORE sales coming up later this week and into the weekend!<\/p>\n

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            LELO<\/a>, whose prices just went up (sadface) and whose products rarely go on much of a sale, are offering 20% off + free shipping on all “vibrating products”\u00a0(which means pretty much everything) through December 1st. I’d suggest:<\/p>\n

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            • Loki<\/a> aka BUTTMONA<\/li>\n
            • Luna Beads<\/a>\u00a0for less than\u00a0$50<\/li>\n
            • Elise 2<\/a>, the deeply under-appreciated dual-motor wonder, almost $40 off!<\/li>\n
            • Mia 2<\/a>, one of my favourite travel-vibes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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              FunFactory<\/a>, another company who rarely goes on sale, is here this year with 25% off + free shipping, sitewide. Through December 2nd. That means:<\/p>\n

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              • All Stronics<\/a>\u00a0are less than\u00a0$150<\/li>\n
              • The Share<\/a>\u00a0wearable dildo is less than\u00a0$80<\/li>\n
              • The wonderfully stout Amor<\/a>\u00a0dildo is less than $30<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                FunFactory was the first brand of sex utensil I ever bought. And I keep buying their stuff. Because I love it.<\/p>\n

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                Fleshlight’s<\/a> got some great deals going on, starting with 15% off sitewide.\u00a0Including the Njoy Pure Wand for a mere $83.95<\/a>! Yes, Fleshlight has more than just, well, fleshlights.<\/p>\n

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                Special savings of 20-40% off on bundles, and the more you buy- the more you get!<\/p>\n

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                • Spend $100 to\u00a0get free shipping + bullet vibe<\/li>\n
                • Spend $150 to\u00a0get a free mystery sleeve + free shipping + bullet vibe<\/li>\n
                • Spend $200 to\u00a0get a free surprise pleasure pack + free mystery sleeve + free shipping + bullet vibe<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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                  Aneros, hands-down the best brand for pleasing your prostate, has sale\u00a0prices up to 50% off, plus an extra 20% off with code\u00a0BLACK2015<\/strong>. And all that is on top of free domestic shipping on $75+ orders. You bet your butt!<\/p>\n

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                  Let’s face it, the internet is for porn. Now made even more awesome with Crash Pad Series<\/a>‘ holiday sale! 15% off memberships- that’s monthly, 3-month, and even full-year memberships with code CYBERMONDAY<\/strong>\u00a0through December 1st. Does it get better than that?<\/p>\n

                  Get yourself a membership and then go watch some goodness. With talent from every walk of life, presentation, and orientation there’s something for everyone. They even have captioning on a lot of videos, and have Deaf performers<\/a> too!<\/p>\n

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                  Sckoon Cup<\/a>\u00a0has a wicked funny name but even since getting one for my menstrual cup comparisons<\/a>\u00a0it’s been one of my favourite cups. They recently released a new purple and a new pink cup, bringing their colour catalogue up to eight colours. You always get 10% off through my links, but get an extra 20% off with code\u00a0SCKOON578\u00a0<\/strong>through November 28th!<\/p>\n

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                  Lunette<\/a>, my second favourite menstrual cup, is offering 25% off + free domestic shipping through Monday. These are great middle-of-the-road cups- not too hard or soft, not too tricky to get out, easy to modify the stem.\u00a0Under $30 with free shipping<\/a>? Get one! Applies to their bundle packs too.<\/p>\n

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                  Over at Amazon, where I’m loathe to suggest most sex utensils but there are lots of other goodies!\u00a0My beloved Kindle PaperWhite is almost 20% off<\/a>. Reading sexy books in public has never been so easy! Fill your kindle with:<\/p>\n

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                  • Emily Nagoski’s “Come As You Are<\/a>“<\/li>\n
                  • Tristan Taormino’s “Ultimate Guide to Kink<\/a>“<\/li>\n
                  • Lee Harrington’s “Shibari You Can Use<\/a>“<\/li>\n
                  • Mike Miller’s “Gay Anal Sex: How To Bottom With out Pain or Stains<\/a>“<\/li>\n
                  • John Waters’ “Carsick<\/a>” (that man is my personal hero)<\/li>\n
                  • or if you’re a total macabre weirdo like me try Caitlin Doughty’s “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes<\/a>“<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                    Powerstrips that work with wall-warts<\/a> AND have USB ports built in<\/a>, need I say more? I can’t say enough awesome things about Contigo’s Auto-Seal travel mugs<\/a>. I have at least seven of them now. I never end up with a shoulder-bag full of hot tea anymore. And anyone with chronically cold feet should also own a pair of these super plush super warm socks<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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                    \nHonourable mentions to the following folks. They’re doing some amazing sales, I just don’t have affiliate linking set up with them (or they aren’t offering discounts through me this year). You should still totally get in on these deals though!<\/p>\n

                    <\/a>Crave has 35% off sitewide with code\u00a0THXCRAVE<\/strong><\/p>\n

                    Makers of the infamous Vesper necklace vibrator, plus the new Flex and Double Flex<\/a>.<\/p>\n

                    They’re fancy, but they’re fun.<\/p>\n

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                    <\/a>Smitten Kitten<\/a> is my long-distance crush. I’ve know about them for forever, but sadly never gotten to visit. They were crucial to my surviving the onset of a chronic pain condition. Their ethics are seriously something to be proud of.<\/p>\n

                    They maintain a list of 100% body-safe vibrators available for $30 or less<\/a>, and it’s beautiful. And they have the cutest dildo\/grocery bag<\/a> ever.<\/p>\n

                    Tool Shed has filled out their gender section<\/a> to now include breast forms, gaffs, and oh so many books and magazines!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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