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Cliterrific

Wait, WHAT? Cliterrific

Where to begin with this. Ok- First, it’s from Cal Exotics so already the cringe factor begins. Second, it’s BRIGHT fucking pink. It’s PVC. It claims to be phthalate free, but I can see the beads of oily foulness forming [...]

November 5, 2012 NaBloPoMo, wait what?
Relaxed Fit Cockring

Wait, WHAT? Cockring packaging that makes me laugh

Working in a sex-store is sometimes the funniest thing on the planet. It’s not the customers, it’s the product. Bizarre packaging abounds, and the claims on the labels of these things just make me snort. There are days where the [...]

October 29, 2012 wait what?