toys

Step into your neighbourhood cock-shop and regardless of if it’s a skeevy porno store or a quality, progressive, education-based, sexuality boutique, one thing becomes immediately apparent- there is a lot of variation in what people like in their faux phalluses. Big, small, fat, slim, heady, veiny, curved, straight- there are a lot of variables. What [...]

For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, the panel I was on, “Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together,” is available in both audio and written form right here! This is crazy long and we know that. If you’re the type of person who [...]

Anal beads have long been one of those things where fantasy and reality differ drastically. People envision balls on a string, with a vast difference between the size of the beads and the connecting tendril snaking its way into your body. Withdraw the string and you get a rather dramatic POP sensation. I think we’ve [...]

My second ever Bad Dragon toy, I got as a bit of an experiment. After talking with my friend Eliza about the adolescent/teen culture phenomenon that is Homestuck and the interest in anthro sextoys that are stemming from it[1], I got to wondering if any of Bad Dragon’s offerings would work as packers? Ideally for [...]

I can’t remember when I first heard of Bad Dragon. Somehow I just seem to recall them always being on my radar, though I know that can’t possibly be the case. It just feels like I’ve always had that little bit in the back of my mind of “Oh yeah, there’s this one company who [...]

“No. No way. No way in hell.” “I am NOT a size-queen. That is just not gonna happen.” “I think you’re mistaken, I’m not the TARDIS in the family!” If you had asked me a year, or even three months ago, if I would ever be putting Vixen’s Randy inside me, those are the responses [...]

Gotcha! Happy April Fools Day everyone! Commutes to work. Running around town on errands. The amount of time we spend in our cars these days seems endless. If you’re like me and live in a city, short trips just to the adjacent neighbourhood can take upwards of 45 minutes if you don’t time it right. [...]

I have spent many years looking for the perfect butt-plugs and accumulated quite the collection. Of all the various toys I’ve had in my bum, one set of plugs in particular stands out from all the rest as my favourite. Perfect? Not quite, but damn near close. Easy to insert, comfortable to wear, available in [...]

Oh Pipedream… we need to talk about your usage of “silk”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Silk is a natural protein fibre, some forms of which can be woven into textiles. The protein fibre of silk is composed mainly of fibroin and produced by [...]

Okay, so I’ve had the Pure Wand for over a year now. I was fascinated over how shiny it is. I broke a nail trying to catch it as it fell off my coffee table. I used it. And I used it. And I used it again. And I never wrote this review. Why? Well, [...]

As much as I love leather, I’ve never really liked leather dildo harnesses. The plastic ones are even worse (remember jelly shoes and how horrid those made feet look? Yeah- I don’t even wanna think about what my cunt would look like when strapped down under a harness of that stuff. Ugh). So, for a [...]

What spanko boot lover wouldn’t want a paddle with a nice hefty boot sole? I don’t know, because I definitely wanted it! I had such fantasies about warm, rosy bootprints on my ass the moment I first saw photos of the Jackboot Paddle. The tagline used by the maker is even “Always leaves it’s mark”! [...]

So, this happened. All I could think of afterwards was “oh gd, my vajayjay hurts”. In fact, I even said that to a friend of mine on chat shortly thereafter. “I feel like I should use the term vajayjay in the review of this damn thing”, I said, “because that seems like the stupid pop-culture [...]

Back in December Scarlet’s Letter did a giveaway on her blog for the new rodeoH harness which everyone was buzzing about at the end of last year. I won. I never win things, so this was pretty exciting. I’d been wanting to try it out. I’d just gotten a new harness, but this was underpants [...]

Oh captain… my captain… (yes, this reference will get used more than once in this review, so let’s just come to terms with that right now shall we?). Good Vibrations’ Captain has been hanging around my apartment for some time. I’ve used it as a model for some interesting projects, taken it along as a [...]

One of my favourite online shops (favourite because they are one of the few places I’ve found that still carry my favourite lube), SheVibe, recently started up a review programme outside of their on-site reviews and I was more than happy to start working with them. I’ve been in contact with them over the past [...]