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Quickie: Rights, Not Rescue

And then there comes a time in the life of a human rights activist turned sex educator and sex-utensil savant when it all just fits into place. Life is a weird puzzle like that really. In June of 2014 the whip-smart [...]

June 14, 2015 reviews

Review: Packer Gear Brief Harnesses

The future is now, and it is glorious. A future that involves comfortable, dysphoria-friendly, full-featured, washable, packing-friendly, underpants style strap-on harnesses for under $30. Yes, you read that right. The same price as a month of Crash Pad gets you an awesome [...]

June 7, 2015 reviews
Njoy Eleven

Review: Njoy Eleven

The Njoy Eleven is a thing of legend. I think it was one of the first sex-utensils that I put on my wishlist, much like every other sex-writer, -worker, and reviewer on this here planet. It’s the sort of thing [...]

January 3, 2015 reviews
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Review: Pleasure Purse

On weekends and late at night, on network television, there is a magical time. A time filled with the best and the worst programming ever: the infomercial. Whole programme-length commercials trying to solve problems that don’t really exist. From the [...]

December 14, 2014 reviews
Twisted Monk Nu-Jute

Adventures In… Twisted Monk Bondage Rope

Jeez how is it Thanksgiving already[1]? Things are ramping up and the crazy hasn’t quite hit yet at work, and so I wanted to take a minute and tell y’all a bit about what it is I do for my day-job. I [...]

November 24, 2014 adventures in..., reviews
Nobessence Romp

Review: NobEssence Romp

AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things in my ass for fun and for science, and so I’d like to think it [...]

July 27, 2014 reviews
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Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise

I’m gonna call it. I know it’s only April, and a lot can happen but I think the BS Atelier Alex Noise is one of the best sex utensils of the year. It’s definitely become my favourite dildo in the [...]

April 9, 2014 reviews
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Review: SeaGrape Self-Care Goodies

Right around the time when I published my post about living with mental illness, and how that impacts my life and blogging ability, I got an email from my favourite online sex-utensil shop asking if I’d be interested in trying [...]

March 7, 2014 reviews
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Review: Fun Factory Stronic (the short version)

Stronic review the short version: YES. GOOD. BUY ONE. MONTHS after receiving it them I still can’t formulate words to explain how awesome it is. I’m so sorry but it’s just that good. Yes, I know, it’s expensive as fuck. For [...]

February 11, 2014 reviews
New York Toy Collective's Shilo and Love Bump

Review: New York Toy Collective’s Shilo and Love Bump

Step into your neighbourhood cock-shop and regardless of if it’s a skeevy porno store or a quality, progressive, education-based, sexuality boutique, one thing becomes immediately apparent- there is a lot of variation in what people like in their faux phalluses. [...]

January 25, 2014 reviews
Vixen VixSkin Randy

Review: Vixen VixSkin Randy

“No. No way. No way in hell.” “I am NOT a size-queen. That is just not gonna happen.” “I think you’re mistaken, I’m not the TARDIS in the family!” If you had asked me a year, or even three months [...]

April 28, 2013 reviews
Crystal Delights Glass Plugs

Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plugs

I have spent many years looking for the perfect butt-plugs and accumulated quite the collection. Of all the various toys I’ve had in my bum, one set of plugs in particular stands out from all the rest as my favourite. [...]

February 13, 2013 reviews
My Pure Wand

Review: Njoy Pure Wand

Okay, so I’ve had the Pure Wand for over a year now. I was fascinated over how shiny it is. I broke a nail trying to catch it as it fell off my coffee table. I used it. And I [...]

December 20, 2012 reviews
SpareParts Hardware 'Joque'

Review: SpareParts Joque Harness

As much as I love leather, I’ve never really liked leather dildo harnesses. The plastic ones are even worse (remember jelly shoes and how horrid those made feet look? Yeah- I don’t even wanna think about what my cunt would [...]

August 12, 2012 reviews

I Guess This Is Goodbye, Old Pal

Is it wrong to write eulogies for sextoys? I hope not, because that’s kinda what this is. A few days ago my go-to toy of many (and I really mean MANY) years finally died. I purchased my Fun Factory Laya [...]

April 6, 2011 my life, reviews