And then there comes a time in the life of a human rights activist turned sex educator and sex-utensil savant when it all just fits into place. Life is a weird puzzle like that really. In June of 2014 the whip-smart [...]
The future is now, and it is glorious. A future that involves comfortable, dysphoria-friendly, full-featured, washable, packing-friendly, underpants style strap-on harnesses for under $30. Yes, you read that right. The same price as a month of Crash Pad gets you an awesome [...]
The Njoy Eleven is a thing of legend. I think it was one of the first sex-utensils that I put on my wishlist, much like every other sex-writer, -worker, and reviewer on this here planet. It’s the sort of thing [...]
On weekends and late at night, on network television, there is a magical time. A time filled with the best and the worst programming ever: the infomercial. Whole programme-length commercials trying to solve problems that don’t really exist. From the [...]
Jeez how is it Thanksgiving already[1]? Things are ramping up and the crazy hasn’t quite hit yet at work, and so I wanted to take a minute and tell y’all a bit about what it is I do for my day-job. I [...]
AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things in my ass for fun and for science, and so I’d like to think it [...]
I’m gonna call it. I know it’s only April, and a lot can happen but I think the BS Atelier Alex Noise is one of the best sex utensils of the year. It’s definitely become my favourite dildo in the [...]
Right around the time when I published my post about living with mental illness, and how that impacts my life and blogging ability, I got an email from my favourite online sex-utensil shop asking if I’d be interested in trying [...]
Stronic review the short version: YES. GOOD. BUY ONE. MONTHS after receiving it them I still can’t formulate words to explain how awesome it is. I’m so sorry but it’s just that good. Yes, I know, it’s expensive as fuck. For [...]
Step into your neighbourhood cock-shop and regardless of if it’s a skeevy porno store or a quality, progressive, education-based, sexuality boutique, one thing becomes immediately apparent- there is a lot of variation in what people like in their faux phalluses. [...]
“No. No way. No way in hell.” “I am NOT a size-queen. That is just not gonna happen.” “I think you’re mistaken, I’m not the TARDIS in the family!” If you had asked me a year, or even three months [...]
I have spent many years looking for the perfect butt-plugs and accumulated quite the collection. Of all the various toys I’ve had in my bum, one set of plugs in particular stands out from all the rest as my favourite. [...]
Okay, so I’ve had the Pure Wand for over a year now. I was fascinated over how shiny it is. I broke a nail trying to catch it as it fell off my coffee table. I used it. And I [...]
As much as I love leather, I’ve never really liked leather dildo harnesses. The plastic ones are even worse (remember jelly shoes and how horrid those made feet look? Yeah- I don’t even wanna think about what my cunt would [...]
Is it wrong to write eulogies for sextoys? I hope not, because that’s kinda what this is. A few days ago my go-to toy of many (and I really mean MANY) years finally died. I purchased my Fun Factory Laya [...]
