Get Shit On Sale

Quality sex utensils are expensive. I get it. So I try to keep track of sales, deals, and discounts on my favourites, to give you the best bang for your buck. The links and banners below also do include commissions tracking, so clearing your cache and making sure you allow cookies would be awful nice of you. Afterall, I can’t feed my cat cockrings or pay my doctor in dildos or use buttplugs to buy groceries.


40% off nearly everything from Tantus! That means a zombie dildo for $65, a Vamp for $30, and Grab-Bag goodies for as low as $16!  Use code HALLOWDAY10 for your instant 40% off! (Excludes Rumble & Other Brands. Ends 10/31/16 midnight PST)


The sign says it all. For ONE DAY ONLY, HALLOWEEN DAY, all dildos and packers are 31% off! Use code COCKTOBER for your instant discount! That means 31% savings on therapeutic dildos like nJoy Fun Wand (now $79) or Crystal Wand (now $29), packers like Pierre (now $38), or my beloved Leo (now $43-47). While Supplies Last. Cannot be combined with any other discounts. Ends 10/31/16 midnight CST.

slide_10offholepunchNow you can fuck your food (our your childhood traumas, I’m not gonna judge) the safe way! All Hole Punch products are 10% off through 11/22/16 at SheVibe!

Clearance doesn’t mean it sucks! There are always plenty of hidden gems in SheVibe’s deep-discount bin!



Happy Anniversary Early To Bed!And remember, orders over $125 receive free US shipping

Every day, Stockroom puts a different item on deep-discount sale for 24hrs. Always worth taking a look to see what it is today.

GoodVibes is always having an assortment of sales. Make sure you check the fine print on their site- a lot of their promos are % off but have quite a few exclusions.


Another great sale selection from our Canadian friends at CAYA Co-Op. LELO, Fun Factory, Njoy, and more- all on sale! Plus FREE shipping within Canada!