With everything happening in the US right now, I very nearly didn’t make this post. I’ve spent many days lately crying and screaming and worrying, and I’m sure many of you have as well. The thing is- while quality sex utensils are something that everyone deserves they aren’t necessarily something everyone can afford year-round. And so it is that I bring you this post, providing a handy list of who has the best sales goin’ on, and some suggestions of my favourites.

Y’all know the drill- many of the links below are affiliate links. If you would be so kind as to make sure you have cookies enabled on your browser, clear your existing cookie history, then go forth and shop using the handy links below, I would greatly appreciate it. The commissions I make from my affiliate links are used to cover the costs of the research I do and the guides I write- many of the products for which I purchase just like everyone else.

Now… on to the sales! Updated as new goodies come up throughout the week, so keep checking back!

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My favourites:

  • Njoy Fun Wand– $56 from Come As You Are (after exchange rate) with code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING, or $76 from Unbound with code VIPEARLY50
  • Joque Harness– $50 from Unbound with code VIPEARLY50, $82 from Come As You Are (after exchange rate) with code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING
  • Stronic thrusters– $142 + free toybox from Fun Factory
  • Liberator Throe Standard– $93.50 + free shipping with code KRINGLE10, King Size– $144 + free shipping with code KRINGLE20 from SheVibe
  • Aslan Simple Harness– $32.50 from Come As You Are (after exchange rate) with code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING
  • New York Toy Collective Pierre (small)– $28 from Come As You Are (after exchange rate) with code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING

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SheVibe is always my first suggestion for anyone. They’re amazing folks and their prices are fantastic. This sale is also pretty fuckin’ fantastic too! Check it out:

  • 10% off orders over $85 with code KRINGLE10
  • 15% off orders over $100 with code KRINGLE15
  • 20% off orders over $125 with code KRINGLE20

And those ALL include free shipping for destinations in the USA. That means you can get:

PLUS, if you’re buying FunFactory goodies– spend $109 or more (after discounts) and get a free toybox with code TOYBOX!

Sale does exclude the Eroscillator (sorry!) and the Stronic Bi-Fusion (which is probably doing you a favor really).

Valid through 11:59pm EST Monday, November 28



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The Smitten Kitten– the sex shop which saved my sex life and who are bringing you groundbreaking research on sex utensil safety, doesn’t really need to do anything more to be awesome. Even so, they’re giving you 20% off everything online plus free shipping all-day Cyber Monday with code CYBERMONDAY2016. You know what that means?

  • A great selection of guaranteed body-safe lubes. Everyone needs lube.
  • Vixen Gemstones, THE BEST ANAL BEADS ever made. End of story. (These almost never go on markdown, too)
  • These convenient silicone stoppers, to covert slimline or other flangeless vibes into butt-friendly forms!
  • I still can’t recommend the Liberator Throe nearly enough. Trust me you’ll use it way more often than you think you will. I’m considering buying a second one.
  • A grocery bag proudly proclaiming “This Bag Is Full Of Sex Toys“, which I think speaks for itself really.

It’s hard to go wrong with anything from The Smitten Kitten as they have some of the strictest rules for body-safety and inclusiveness I’ve ever found in a sex shop. And I owe them my sex life (but that’s a story for another day).

Valid 12:00am CST Monday, November 28th through 11:59pm CST Monday, November 28th. Excludes giftcards.


 

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Come As You Are, Oh Bless. In Canada, Thanksgiving is in October, but they’re humouring us with their AMERICANTHANKSGIVING sale! Use code AMERICANTHANKGIVING for 20% off your order over $50! If you’re in Canada, spending $50 gets you free shipping. If you’re in America, spending $100 gets you free shipping! The USD to CAD exchange rate is pretty spiff in favor of Americans right now, so these deals are extra great!

Things I love at CAYA Co-op:

Valid through 11:59pm EST Monday, November 28


 

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Unbound is like ipsy or birchbox for your bits! Not only are they probably the only sex utensil subscription box which doesn’t include toxic products, but they have a nifty little online shop with a lot of great goodies! Right now 20% all items with up to 80% off their sale section! Use VIPEARLY20 for 20% off everything and VIPEARLY50 for additional 50% off steals and deals (already discounted)!

There are some SCREAMING deals here:

  • SpareParts Joque, hands-down my favourite most versatile strap-on harness, for a mere $50! (code: VIPEARLY50)
  • JimmyJane massage kit with a massage candle, massage stone (I LOVE THESE), and a Form 2 vibe, for $47.50! (code: VIPEARLY50)
  • The njoy Fun Wand, a serious favourite of mine, now just $76! SERIOUSLY FOLKS! (code: VIPEARLY20)

Plus, check their sale section for a ton of cute lingerie in their sale section, all of which is an extra 50% off with the VIPEARLY50 code!

Valid through Midnight, November 29



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Early To Bed is one of the unsung heroes in the independent sex shop world. Get 10% off plus free shipping with code MONDAY, for one day only- Cyber Monday. Why shop their sale? Well…

Valid Monday, November 28th only. Excludes Womanizer, binders, and gift cards.


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Babeland, the first sex-shop I ever visited, is doing 15% off your order, plus free shipping ($50+ but let’s be honest, that’s an easy cap to reach) with code CYBERSAVE16.

  • Now is a good time to get yourself a Stronic Eins, which may well be my desert island sex utensil.
  • This shimmery gold Leo makes me think of James Bond porn parodies, and is one of my favourite dildo designs to date. I think I own at least four colourways. It’s that good.
  • This diminutive steel plug was one of my first, and I can’t recommend it enough.
  • Get yourself a Tango, the best little bullet on the planet. Ditch the little watch batteries for good.
  • If you like a little more subtlety or a broader spread, get yourself a Touch.
  • I’ve heard great things about the Pleasure Mates collection, a g-spotter and butt (or vulva) plug set combined with a special edition white Tango.

Babeland also has the Womanizer Deluxe on 25% off. I’ve gotten the chance to use a few different Womanizers courtesy of friends and I’ve gotta say, it might be one of the best sex utensils for sensitive urethra-ed folks that I’ve ever met. Not to shabby!

Valid through 12:ooam PST, Thursday December 1st. Some products are not eligible for discount, as noted in the product description.
Products that are already marked down are not eligible for further discount.



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GoodVibes has 20% off storewide through November 28th. Note that while most FunFactory items are excluded, the Stronic Eins, Zwei, and Drei are eligible! Hooray!

Valid through 11:59pm EST Monday, November 28


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Tantus has all of their silicone goodness on 40% off with code CYBERMONDAY. ALL OF THEM. That means Grab Bag items are ridiculously affordable right now. Other favourites include the Pelt paddle, any of their buttplugs, and for those whose motto is “go big or go home” their selection of large insertables. Really, you can’t go wrong with anything Tantus.

Valid through 11:59pm MST Monday, November 28


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FunFactory, another company who rarely goes on sale, is here this year with 25% off the Stronic Eins, Zwei, and Drei + free shipping. Get the Eins. Thank me later.

FunFactory was the first brand of sex utensil I ever bought. And I keep buying their stuff. Because I love it.

Valid through Wednesday, November 30th



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The Twisted Monk, rope-bondage extraordinaire, just launched the new Curiosity Candle– a wax play candle which I helped develop! Not into candles, but shopping for rope? Check out the rope kits! I find the More Than Curious or the Extra Robust kits to be the most versatile. I also can’t get enough of the FIRST book on rope bondage on men, Tie Me Up! Use code LORAX for free shipping inside the USA!

Valid forever!


 

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Let’s face it, the internet is for porn. Now made even more awesome with Crash Pad Series‘ holiday sale! 15% off memberships- that’s monthly, 3-month, and even full-year memberships with code FEELTHELOVE through November 30th. Does it get better than that?

Get yourself a membership and then go watch some goodness. With talent from every walk of life, presentation, and orientation there’s something for everyone. They even have captioning on a lot of videos, and have Deaf performers too!

Valid through 11:59pm PST Wednesday, November 30