“The time has come,” Lorax said, “To talk of many things: Of dildos, vibes, and anal lube, of butt-plugs and cock-rings”

The time has indeed come- the time when the world goes bonkers for eggnog and cinnamon, adorable bouncing snowmens, and mobs of people scrambling for this year’s big thing. It is also the time to cozy up with your laptop and cat and treat yourself to the best sex utensil deals of the year. Here’s a handy list of what’s goin’ on, and some suggestions of my favourites.

Y’all know the drill- make sure you have cookies enabled on your browser, clear your existing cookie history, then go forth and shop using the handy links below! My cat thanks you in advance for keeping her livin’ lush with smooshy food every day.

Updated as new goodies come up throughout the week, so keep checking back!



SheVibe Holiday Sale!

SheVibe is always my first suggestion for anyone. They’re amazing folks and their prices are fantastic. This sale is also pretty fuckin’ fantastic too! Check it out:

  • 10% off orders over $75 with code STUFFING10
  • 15% off orders over $100 with code STUFFING15
  • 20% off orders over $125 (AND a free gift!) with code STUFFING20

And those ALL include free shipping for destinations in the USA. That means you can get:


Crystal Delights has code SANTA for 10% off + free gift, or use SHIPFREE for free shipping within the United States. I highly recommend:

  • Their glass plugs. These are the original “princess” plugs and are my favourite plugs in all the world. [Read my review]
  • Their new glass dilators. If dilating is a thing in your life, you couldn’t pick a better gift to give yourself. [Read my review]

Stay tuned for more sales later this weekend!

Babeland WeVibe Sale

Babeland, the first sex-shop I ever visited, has all their WeVibe goodies 20% off through November 30th. Get yourself a Tango, the best little bullet on the planet. Ditch the little watch batteries for good. If you like a little more subtlety or a broader spread, get yourself a Touch. I’ve heard great things about the Pleasure Mates collection, a g-spotter and butt (or vulva) plug set combined with a special edition white Tango.

Babeland FunFactory Sale

Babeland also has all FunFactory products 25% off through December 2nd. Re-enact my first ever vibrator purchase with the simple yet satisfying Laya Spot. [my review] Or do yourself one better and grab a Stronic Eins (or Zwei, or Drei). I’m intrigued by the new Bouncer dildo, and I wish so much that I had a penis so that I could use the Cobra Libre. All really solid choices.

Stockroom Black Cyber Sale!

Stockroom have a whole mess of goodies on sale, from electrosex gear to sex utensils and all manner of BDSM gear! Get your kink on! Or you can make me cry by getting a Teddy Love (please no).


All FunFactory products are 25% off! It’s the year of FunFactory it seems which means nearly no matter where you shop you can get some great sales on Stronics, Shares, and some of the most classic dildos and buttplugs around.


GoodVibes has 25% off storewide (20% off on WeVibe & SpareParts) through November 29th.


The folks of Early To Bed who are some of the most easy to work with and the most human of sex utensil shops. Get 15% off with code SECRET but act fast, this deal is good Thursday and Friday only!

They have some of the best selections of transmasculine gear and literature. They have a fantastic article on sex utensils for trans women and transfeminine folk too.

ETB is also my go-to for non-latex safer sex gear, in particular Hot Dam oral dams and FC2 internal condoms.

Tantus has a whole mess of goodness going on right now:

Tantus Flash Sale

All regular Tantus silicone is BOGO through November 29th. Cockrings, buttplugs, dildos, paddles, ball gags, Tantus has it all.

Tantus Superstition

Grab-Bag goodies are buy 2, get 1 free. This is probably the best way to get Tantus on a budget, or if you just wanna have a one-of-a-kind mystery colour!

Tantus Provember

All cockrings and prostate goodies are 20% off with code PROSTATE through the end of the month. Get a quality cockring for less than $10!

Plus MORE sales coming up later this week and into the weekend!

LELO, whose prices just went up (sadface) and whose products rarely go on much of a sale, are offering 20% off + free shipping on all “vibrating products” (which means pretty much everything) through December 1st. I’d suggest:

  • Loki aka BUTTMONA
  • Luna Beads for less than $50
  • Elise 2, the deeply under-appreciated dual-motor wonder, almost $40 off!
  • Mia 2, one of my favourite travel-vibes

FunFactory Holiday Sale

FunFactory, another company who rarely goes on sale, is here this year with 25% off + free shipping, sitewide. Through December 2nd. That means:

  • All Stronics are less than $150
  • The Share wearable dildo is less than $80
  • The wonderfully stout Amor dildo is less than $30

FunFactory was the first brand of sex utensil I ever bought. And I keep buying their stuff. Because I love it.

Fleshlight Holiday Sale

Fleshlight’s got some great deals going on, starting with 15% off sitewide. Including the Njoy Pure Wand for a mere $83.95! Yes, Fleshlight has more than just, well, fleshlights.

Fleshlight Black Friday

Special savings of 20-40% off on bundles, and the more you buy- the more you get!

  • Spend $100 to get free shipping + bullet vibe
  • Spend $150 to get a free mystery sleeve + free shipping + bullet vibe
  • Spend $200 to get a free surprise pleasure pack + free mystery sleeve + free shipping + bullet vibe

Aneros Black Friday

Aneros, hands-down the best brand for pleasing your prostate, has sale prices up to 50% off, plus an extra 20% off with code BLACK2015. And all that is on top of free domestic shipping on $75+ orders. You bet your butt!



Let’s face it, the internet is for porn. Now made even more awesome with Crash Pad Series‘ holiday sale! 15% off memberships- that’s monthly, 3-month, and even full-year memberships with code CYBERMONDAY through December 1st. Does it get better than that?

Get yourself a membership and then go watch some goodness. With talent from every walk of life, presentation, and orientation there’s something for everyone. They even have captioning on a lot of videos, and have Deaf performers too!

Sckoon Cup

Sckoon Cup has a wicked funny name but even since getting one for my menstrual cup comparisons it’s been one of my favourite cups. They recently released a new purple and a new pink cup, bringing their colour catalogue up to eight colours. You always get 10% off through my links, but get an extra 20% off with code SCKOON578 through November 28th!

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Lunette, my second favourite menstrual cup, is offering 25% off + free domestic shipping through Monday. These are great middle-of-the-road cups- not too hard or soft, not too tricky to get out, easy to modify the stem. Under $30 with free shipping? Get one! Applies to their bundle packs too.


Over at Amazon, where I’m loathe to suggest most sex utensils but there are lots of other goodies! My beloved Kindle PaperWhite is almost 20% off. Reading sexy books in public has never been so easy! Fill your kindle with:

Powerstrips that work with wall-warts AND have USB ports built in, need I say more? I can’t say enough awesome things about Contigo’s Auto-Seal travel mugs. I have at least seven of them now. I never end up with a shoulder-bag full of hot tea anymore. And anyone with chronically cold feet should also own a pair of these super plush super warm socks.

Honourable mentions to the following folks. They’re doing some amazing sales, I just don’t have affiliate linking set up with them (or they aren’t offering discounts through me this year). You should still totally get in on these deals though!

eIDEQCrave has 35% off sitewide with code THXCRAVE

Makers of the infamous Vesper necklace vibrator, plus the new Flex and Double Flex.

They’re fancy, but they’re fun.


SKSmitten Kitten is my long-distance crush. I’ve know about them for forever, but sadly never gotten to visit. They were crucial to my surviving the onset of a chronic pain condition. Their ethics are seriously something to be proud of.

They maintain a list of 100% body-safe vibrators available for $30 or less, and it’s beautiful. And they have the cutest dildo/grocery bag ever.

toolshedTool Shed has filled out their gender section to now include breast forms, gaffs, and oh so many books and magazines!