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Hope you like bullet points! – Lorax Of Sex

Guess what guys, it’s time for a bullet point post because I’m BUSY BUSY BUSY with awesome new things!

  • I’m moving to my own domain, with a full site revamp! Huge thanks to Epiphora for helping me get WordPress installed over at my new home, and helping me find hosting that will let me have adult content! She’s awesome!
  • I’m finally getting my hands on an Intensity (again, thanks to ‘piph). There will be a review. I’m either going to love the fuck out of this, or really be disappointed. Stay tuned to find out!
  • I think I’m getting over my fear of posting a review of the Pure Wand. Direct g-spot just isn’t my thing, guys, and I’ve been afraid of the entire sexblogging community coming at me with torches and pitchforks if I speak ill of this toy.
  • I’m hosting the wonderful Sexsmith Sinclair for a Cock Confidence workshop at work, AND I’ve been asked to set up more workshops going forward. Now I just have to figure out who and what!
  • I’m apartment hunting again.
  • July and August have been the months of hell, with one family health emergency after another. It’s kept me a little busy.

So there’s lot’s going on right now. I’ve got a number of reviews and articles in the works, and I’m trying to slam out this new site. In the meantime, I’m excited to say that I now own one of the much anticipated batcocks! If you follow on twitter or facebook, you’ll know I was debating between two. I made my choice, and it was “frenulum bat party” for the win! Expect a full-glory photoshoot and review in the near future.